Big Titted Rich Ladies

When closing your parachute container flaps, remember the acronym "Big Titted Rich Ladies" for the correct order to close your flaps in (Bottom, Top, Right, Left). This applies to the majority of containers, but double check with your container manufacturer before closing your flaps in this order.

Snow Shelf for Drinking Water

To keep drinking or cooking water from freezing overnight, fill a pot 3/4 from the top. Put the covered pot in a cubbyhole you've carved into a snow wall and pack it in with snow. The snow works as insulation and in the morning, the water will still be liquid. This tip will not work in subzero temperatures, however is useful for temperatures slightly below freezing.

The "Hole In One" Solution

Golfer's towels, with their grommets and hook, make ideal backpacking towels. They are the perfect size and can easily be hung for quick access or drying. Get different colored towels and designate one for washing hands, feet, pits; the other should be used only for washing your face.

Knots For Dummies

Out of the hundreds of knots there are only four must-know knots: bowline, half hitch, overhand, and fisherman's. These four knots are not the only knots you should ever learn. They are just the camping prerequisite. You probably already know how to tie an overhand. Now just learn the other three by getting a knot book.

No Anchor Point? No Problem

If you need to fasten a rope to a tent or tarp that is lacking grommets or loops, place a smooth rock, about an inch in diameter, on the underside of the fabric in the area you want to tie off. Form a pocket around the stone by gathering the fabric into a "neck" under it. Tie your rope around the neck, pinching the rock into the fabric to create a secure anchor point.

Stop Smears

Use a pencil to make notes during military operations or if you are leaving notes in the wilderness. Ink will smear when it becomes wet. You can use pen on pencil on waterproof paper, which is a slightly more expensive solution.

Carrying Liquids in Small Doses

Eye-drop bottles are a great way to carry small amounts of Tabasco, soap, first-aid disinfectant or any liquid used in small amounts. Remove the dropper spout and thoroughly wash the bottle and spout with a mild bleach solution before refilling.

Improvised Bear Bagging

Hoisting your food up into a tree is nothing new but our suggestions make it more bear-proof and easier. Begin with a bag big enough for all your food, pots, water, and toiletries. Load ‘em all in and look for branch just large enough to support the weight. Make sure the branch is at least 12 feet from the ground. Before tossing the rope over, put a rock in a small bag (like the one your tent stakes came in) and tie it to one end of the rope. Tossing the bag with a rock in it, instead of just the rope itself, makes it easier to get the rope up and over the branch exactly where you want it. Make sure the rope is positioned at least 4 feet from the tree trunk. Now tie the rope to your bear bag and hoist it up. Untie the bag with the rock, and tie that end of the rope to a nearby tree above head level.

Structural Collapse

A broken tent pole is threatening to ruin your annual family camping trip. Some tents come with a repair sleeve, but there are other solutions. As long as you don't need to hold it up in serious weather, you can splint a tent pole with a branch. Use medical tape, dental floss, duct tape, or anything else you can improvise with.

Use some cord to set guy lines in windy conditions. Moderate gusts can destroy loosely rigged tents, even expedition models.

The best solution is a little PMCS on your tent before the trip. Remove burrs from the male ends of your tent poles with a file or sand paper. They can cause jams and torn fabric. Lightly lubricate the male ends once a year. Also tighten the elastic cord that runs through the tent poles by pulling the cord tighter, retying the knot, and cutting off excess elastic.

Paraffin Purposes

Run candle stubs along the edge of a saw blade to help it glide better. Before starting to sew a tough material, like denim or canvas, stick the needle into a bar of soap. The coating will help the needle slide more easily through the fabric. To help shed burrs easily, rub the laces of your hiking boots with wax before hitting the trail. To protect your feet from blisters, smear soap on the inside of your inner sock at the heel and underneath the toes. Carry along a bar of soap and when you feel your feet become tender, give it a try.

Campsite Cutting Boards

A plastic coffee can lid or margarine lid makes a great camping cutting board. It’s light weight, doesn’t take up any space and will last a few trips. When you’ve worn it out, it can be recycled back home. Equally good cutting boards can be made from the thick plastic used in bacon packs. They aren’t quite as durable as the lids, but you may as well get some extra use of them before throwing them out.

Improvised Grill

Old oven racks can be used for fire grills. Refrigerator shelves should not be used because they will release toxic gasses when heated.

Cayenne Pepper: Eat It or Wear It

I love that fragrance you’re wearing. What is it, cayenne? Keep your hands and feet warm by sprinkling a little cayenne pepper in your socks and glove liners. Sounds crazy but it works. Your hands and feet may be temporarily stained red, but the warmth is worth it.

Mosquito Re-peel-ent

To keep mosquitoes away, rub the inside of an orange peel on your face, arms, and legs. It might make you a little sticky but you'll smell better and keep those mosquitoes away.

Mosquito DEETourant

To keep mosquitoes at bay, apply DEET to the brim of your hat, and spray or rub it generously on a bandana at the back of your neck with the point hanging down on your chest. If you don't wash the bandana, you can reduce the daily application of DEET with no reduction in protection.

Preemptive Soaping

To make meal clean up easier, rub bar soap or dish soap on the bottom of your cookware before use. Residue and black soot will come right off!

A Remedy For Old Prescription Bottles

Prescription bottles or 35mm film containers can be used to hold some handy survival gear. The push-down-and-turn-to-open cap gives it a watertight seal:

• Keep batteries in an appropriate size container to ensure that they don't accidentally run down.
• Keep your waterproofed matches in them.
• Pack them full of tinder.
• Pack it full with your favorite survival kit, such as fish hooks, fishing line, straight razor, safety pin, and needle and thread.
• Store some ibuprofen, vitamins, or allergy medicine in them.
• Keep your spices, sugars, and other foodstuffs in them since they're food-safe.
• Pack medicated talc to sooth tired feet and comb it through your hair for a dry shampoo when it's too cold to wash or when water is scarce.

Baking Soda... Not Just For Baking

Baking soda packed in an old prescription bottle has a lot of uses on the trail. Mix it with water to make a paste that sooths insect bites, bee stings, or poison ivy. Sprinkle it in your sleeping bag and boots to get rid of odors. You can use it as toothpaste, deodorant, and to prevent chafing. Use it to clean your water bladder, dishes, silverware, and cookware.

Elevation + Cold = Burning Difficulties

This tip applies to stoves and lighters. Premium or triple refined fuel is recommended for use at higher elevations or extremely cold temperatures. Move the flame adjustment ring toward the plus sign to improve lighter ignition at higher elevations. Your flame will burn higher this way, but the downside is you will use more fuel.

Steel Wool as Fire-Starting Accelerant

Connect fine-grade steel wool to the positive and negative terminals of a 9-volt battery, or to a pair of 6-volt AA batteries held in series. Pull the steel wool apart, but keep it bunched into one big ball. One roll of steel wool will give less than 10 seconds of fire and a lot of smoldering, so have your kindling ready to go. This is one our least favorite fire starting methods for several reasons:

• It doesn't burn for very long.
• How often are you in a survival situation with some extra steel wool on hand?
• It will not burn if it's wet.

Petroleum jelly soaked cotton balls will burn for 5 minutes, stay waterproof, and take up less space.

Dryer Lint as Fire-Starting Accelerant

This highly-flammable, otherwise useless material works great for an extra punch in fire starting. Start by collecting the lint from several loads of laundry. 4-5 loads usually produces enough lint to tightly pack an empty film canister. For instant gratification, just head to your neighborhood laundromat and clean out their lint screens. Hey, throw in some belly button lint while you’re at it. If you have trouble getting your fire going on the trail, just whip out your dryer lint and wrap some around your tinder. This stuff really torches.

Nature's Fire Starter

“Pitch” is what’s known as the ooze found on pines and other evergreens. This sticky stuff is a headache to rinse out of your clothing, but add a teaspoon of it to your kindling and your fire will start right up.

Bag Clips

The little plastic tags from bread and bun packages are great for pinning up wet bathing suits and towels at camp, and they take up a lot less packing space than clothespins.

Coffee Filter Not Just For Coffee

If you have white gas or any other stove fuel that has been sitting around the house for a long time, the impurities have likely settled to the bottom. Filter them out by using a standard coffee filter to pour through next time you fill your camp stove. Your stove will burn cleaner and the fuel line will be less likely to clog.

You can also use coffee filters to filter drinking water. First run water through the coffee filter to get any debris out. Then use purification tablets to kill any parasite, bacteria, or viruses.

Coffee filters have yet another use. When you're cleaning your rifle or handgun, use dirty solvent again by running it through a coffee filter.

De-nastify Your Drinking System

To remove the "plastic" taste from your drinking system, we recommend occasional rinsing in the following manner: Mix equal parts white vinegar and water and pour into the bladder. Shake. Drain and then mix 2 cups water with 2 tablespoons baking soda. Pour into the bladder and shake again. drain and do a final fill with regularly water then drain. Vinegar is the cleaning agent and baking soda neutralizes odor.

Sunset Timer

When figuring out the time required to get to your destination versus how many hours are left in the day, use this trick to get a rough estimate. Extend your arm and place a fist beneath the sun, followed by your other fist. Continue counting fists until you reach the horizon. Each fist represents roughly one hour.

When it's late afternoon and you're wondering whether you should pitch camp, use this trick to figure out how much daylight is left. Hold your hand in front of you with your arm extended and palm facing in. Align the bottom of your hand with the horizon, then count fingers until you reach the sun. If it's early, you'll need more than five fingers. Each finger equals roughly 10 minutes of daylight.

Put A Sock In It

Keep critters out of your boot at night by pulling your sock over your boot. Insects like scorpions or animals like snakes may decide to climb into the damp warm shelter known as your boots.

Foot Friction

We've all heard of using foot powder and nylon socks, but here's a new one. Rub a thin layer of petroleum jelly onto your feet prior to putting on your socks or sock liners. The thin oily layer will help your foot slide around easier and reduce the friction on your foot.

Nylon Sock Liners

Reduce the friction against your skin buy using boot length nylon socks. They can be found in the hosiery section of any drug store or clothing store. Many expensive hiking socks are woven with the same material found in nylon socks. Before buying $20 hiking socks, try wearing some nylons under your regular wool socks and you'll save yourself some money and some blisters.

Drying Wet Socks

It sounds bizarre, but those wet socks will dry faster if you drape them over your waistband and down into your pants as you walk. Flip the socks over and move them around to different areas of your waistband periodically. This works because the dry pant material will help absorb some of the moisture from the sock and your body heat does the rest of the work. You can also secure them to the top of your ruck to let the air circulation dry them but you increase the chance of losing them that way. (Obviously you will need to squeeze or wring the bulk of the water out first, before trying either of these methods, knuckle head.)

Aloe Vera Gel for Shaving

Aloe vera gel is handy to keep in your camp gear for skin irritations and sunburn, and it also works as a great shaving gel. A small amount of aloe vera lotion will cover a large area so you don’t need a lot. If your aloe vera gel is alcohol based, it will also act as an aftershave. Either way, if the Grizzly Adams look isn’t what you’re going for in the great outdoors, a little aloe vera gel will guarantee a nice, comfortable shave.

Emergency Sunscreen

If you run out of sunscreen or forgot to pack it, white toothpaste can be used in an emergency to cover crucial areas and prevent burning. This only works with white toothpaste, so don't bother using blue gel toothpaste unless you just want to smell minty fresh.

Truly All Natural Lip Balm

Did you lose the lip balm, forget to pack it, or did you run out? No problem. Just rub your fingers on the sides of your nose. Gather up all the facial oil and rub it on your lips. Most lip balms are petroleum based, or they use oils from various plants. The oil from your face works just as well. The closer you are to your teenage years, the better this tip works.

Forecasting Weather

There is much truth in the old sailor's adage "Red in the morning, sailors' warning. Red at night, sailors' delight." Warning indicates rain is on the way. Delight, of course, means clear skies.

Signal Tips

If the sun is obscured by clouds, you can still signal an aircraft by placing your strobe light against your signal mirror. When signaling, extend your left arm and make a "V" with your left hand. Position your hand so the aircraft is inside the "V". Aim your signal mirror so the light first shines at the apex of the "V" and then raise the light toward the aircraft. This will guarantee that your signal mirror is aimed directly at the aircraft.

Double Staking

When staking a tent or a large mast antenna in a windy environment, you should double stake your tent pegs. This is extremely important when staking into soft ground, such as sand or shale. Drive the stakes deep into the ground and tie them in tandem. This double staking method can handle more stress than a single stake. It increases the holding power of the stakes.